February 2012
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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FINALLY DONE MY ESSAY!!!
IT’S 9 FREAKING PAGES!!! NINE PAGES!!! THAT’S RIDICULOUS! I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND I WANT TO GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND NEVER THINK ABOUT KIERKEGAARDIAN FAITH AGAIN! 
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.... →
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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A little while back, I ran into a guy I haven't...
Guy: YOOO wassup mah nigguh haven't seen you in times. *points me out to his friend* yo dis nigga's like my famz dawg, I've known him since grade 7.
Me: (Ugh, god damnit) Hey! how've you been?
Guy: I've been good man how's your mom and stuff?
Me: She's good. Yours?
Guy: Yeah yeah, mines alright too. And your girlfriend?
Me: What girlfriend? I haven't really been seeing anyone for almost 2 years now I think.
Guy: Really?!
Me: Yes.
Guy: ...
Me: ...
Guy: ... You gay nigguh?
Me: NO.
Him: *phew* Oh okay, good. there cant be any gay niggahs in my famz you know what I'm sayin'?
Feb 14th
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Hay, does someone want to write my essay of me?
It’ll be fun!
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
84 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I find scanning poems very difficult.
I think it’s because I speak very monotone when I read aloud. Measuring out feet and marking out breves and macrons, is really hard. I have a quiz tomorrow and I’m a little nervous.  [ ˘ ˘ ] pyrrhus, [ ˘ ¯ ] iamb [ ¯ ˘ ] trochee [ ¯ ¯ ] spondee [ ˘ ˘ ˘ ] tribrach [ ¯ ˘ ˘ ] dactyl [ ˘ ¯ ˘ ] amphibrach [ ˘ ˘ ¯ ] anapaest [ ˘ ¯ ¯ ] bacchius [ ¯ ¯ ˘ ] antibacchius [ ¯ ˘ ¯...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Pepperoni Pizza Monkey Bread
nudityandnerdery: misseerieundead: saucydragun: saucykid: foxycleverpatra: Thaaat’s right, fatty. A ball of pepperoni and cheese, wrapped up in a buttery crust times 98493 in one, big, pizza clusterfuck for your dipping pleasure. Recipe here. THAT SHIT IS ATTRACTIVE TO MY MOUTH MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TREAT TURNED DINNER. Waaaaaant.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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I think I'll get up early and watch a movie in the...
I love watching movies in the morning, it feels so wrong. 
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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I love how old people are always a little racist....
I doesn’t even matter way race they are: black, white, asian, slitheen, they are ALL a little racist. Oh well, I guess that’s life. 
Jan 17th
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Crimson, Eleven, Delight, Petrichor
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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