| Guy: | YOOO wassup mah nigguh haven't seen you in times. *points me out to his friend* yo dis nigga's like my famz dawg, I've known him since grade 7.
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| Me: | (Ugh, god damnit) Hey! how've you been?
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| Guy: | I've been good man how's your mom and stuff?
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| Me: | She's good. Yours?
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| Guy: | Yeah yeah, mines alright too. And your girlfriend?
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| Me: | What girlfriend? I haven't really been seeing anyone for almost 2 years now I think.
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| Guy: | Really?!
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| Me: | Yes.
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| Guy: | ...
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| Me: | ...
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| Guy: | ... You gay nigguh?
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| Me: | NO.
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| Him: | *phew* Oh okay, good. there cant be any gay niggahs in my famz you know what I'm sayin'? |
