I swear this is true.
So about an hour ago I decided I should go for a run (usually I go in the morning but today I slept in). So I put on my shorts and shoes and was getting ready to go when I felt the ever present call of the internet. Foolishly I sat down to “quickly” check tumblr. But to my disappointment I could not connect to the internet. I checked my router and it was fine and I checked my ipad and it connected fine, it seemed it was just my macbook that couldn’t connect. Weird I thought but I figured I’d fix it when I got back so I went for my run.
When I sat down after I got back it was connected. The internet gods were like "No, you may not go on the internet until after you exercise." Spooky stuff… spooky.