Overheard this morning
Two elderly women at a train station.
Woman #1: Look at that woman in red jacket. What a lovely smile.
Woman #2: Isn’t that a man?
Woman #1: Nonsense.
Woman #2: He’s a man! You can see it in his hands, legs and face. A cross dresser, isn’t he? What do they call them these days? Transevette? He shouldn’t be dressed like that in public.
Woman #1: Oh, shush! Look at her, she’s smiling. She’s happier to be a woman.
Woman #2: People like him are an embarrassment.
Woman #1: I tell you what’s embarrassing, you still haven’t tidied up your front garden. Overgrown weeds? Now THAT is an embarrassment, love.