Whenever I hold a door open for an elderly lady, I usually get a "thank you honey". And thats fine and lovely. But it goes further then that, everyone calls me honey, my boss who isn’t even that much older then me calls me honey, (Jenna if you for some reason read this I’m not trying to be a douchebag). Teachers call me honey, I’ve had people younger then me call me honey. It isn’t a particularly bad thing to be constantly labeled, but it is a little annoying when you get it all the time. I just feel like no matter what I do I’m always going to look like a cute little kid, and thats annoying as shit. Here I am trying to make my place in the world, trying to be my own man standing tall, helping others, doing good, becoming an alpha-male, when I get "sure honey". and I back to being Kevin, at age 10. Maybe it’s my “supple jaw-line” or because I’m adorable. Maybe it’s the fact that the only hair I can grow on my face is awkward, patchy and ridicules. What ever it is I don’t like it. So obviously my life sucks, woe is me.

Maybe I need a new name “Kevin” sounds small (and Asian), From now on I’ll be called “Knife” or “Stone” no, no “Knife X. Stone”! (The “X” stand for “Xtream-badass-xplosion-man-sex”). Lets see them call me honey now!

I should be grateful “Honey” is a compliment, right?  

Friday, 20 - 08 - 2010

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